(A mix of AWESOMENESS!)
(I'm a Libra! And a Rooster, and a Raven, and a very confused doggo...)
(I'm almost 2 feet tall if you count my ears!)
(Gotta stay sleek for all my outfits)
(The staff wouldn't know where to go either without me!)
(I am WAY cooler than that doggo!)
(It's simple! I just get my humans to carry me everywhere.)
(Belly rubs are NOT my weakness! I only let people do them so THEY feel better!)
(They keep telling me I'm not allowed...)
(Humans make such funny noises when I do it!)
(Fitting that I'm a Libra!)
(But that's what heels are for!)
I mean meeting new PEOPLE!
I identify as non-binary, thank you very much!
Unlike some other animal I could name...
Don't tell anyone but it's Vegemite.